The headline:  Students March In Protest
I watched the mob saunter (excuse me), march
Until the disciplined driver delivered the pizzas
Isn't it funny how anarchy is
Trumped by processed cheese and precisely placed pepperonis at that age?

The headline:  Students March In Protest
So I did, loudly
Just like I protested to my landlord
When the ants marched into my cupboard last summer
Now that was marching
The pranksters penalized my protests
By lifting my leftover pizza.

The headline:  Students March In Protest
February has more snow, April has more blooms
Why would student's mind March's protest?
Besides, they are taking a break in March
From all of their marching and protesting and pizza eating
Before it is even spring.