AH, TRUST, not I am loyal to a EULA!
Perfidious am I save to usefulness alone.
Were you not accessible I would abandon you now:
After a flawless back-up I’d rip a copy for my own.
Were you not downloaded by some college dude,
And not warranted for every copy save the first,
I would distribute you – think not but I would! –
And Google another as I Googled you first.
But you are licensed and not free-ware,
And all your versions updated without a guide
Wherefore to be incompatible is not rare:
I have but to continue to reboot my hard drive.
So poorly coded, with bytes and false statements untrue.
I am most frustrated when I must use you.